embrace the cringe

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
portraitoftheoddity
krawkpaladin

Reblogging things I like feels a lot more goblinesque than upvoting ever did. The upvotes felt like "hmm yes, I approve *golf claps*" while reblogging feels like furtively staring at something before shoving it in your mouth and scurrying back underneath the nearest piece of furniture.

Which isn't to say that I don't like it. But I definitely find myself going "maybe I shouldn't reblog this because I've already reblogged a bunch of things today and I don't want to look like I don't have a life," I say as I close the app and reopen it like one of those little automatic box toys with the switches.

kartrap

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andwouldntyou-lovetoloveher

God seeing the redditors on here really is just reminding me of everything I like about this site

daphneblakess
phantomrose96

rinsing the sink, running the garbage disposal, fork balanced on bowl slips off and slides into the drain, subconscious reflexes kick in as I shut disposal off just in time, staring at fork, only conscious thought in brain is pitch perfect recreation, ten years buried, like i tripped and hit play on a dusty tape recorder lying forgotten in the room, of let's do the fork in the gaaarbage disposal!! dingdingdingdidingdingding

phantomrose96

POV it's 2013 and at least one of your friends is chronically involved in the high school theater department

sweetums0kitty
beltsquid

Twitter: what level of enshittification are you on?
Tumblr: I dunno, 4, maybe 5? We took away the ability to easily go directly to an individual post off the dashboard and we're still trying to Pivot to Streaming
Twitter: you are like little baby. watch this
Twitter: [BANS READING POSTS]

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oojamaflip-whatchamacallit
milopvnkie

everythinf can be explained by love actually

milopvnkie

the sun is warm!! its so you can enjoy it with someone else!! its cold outside!! its so you csb hold someones hand!! its rainfinf!! you get to jump in the puddles!! you have big fingers so little kids can grab them when crissinf the street!! your viuce us deep so youre better at telling bed time stories!! freckles were made to be kissed!! laughs are better when its with simeirn else!!