tired kitty
“i’m a fearsome indestructible monster of lore whose one shocking weakness is fire” buddy everyone’s weakness is fire
“zombies/vampires/witches/frankensteins can be burned to death” buddy who can’t
“zombies can be killed by cutting off their heads” dude I got news for you about how heads work
“a stake to the heart will kill a–EVERYBODY, IT KILLS EVERYBODY
“silver bullets” explain to me your understanding of the purpose and function of a bullet
fuck that mess, u know whom i respect? Wicked Witch of the West getting melted by a bucket of fucking mop water. that is some Grade A Classy Shit TM. who gets killed by a bucket of dirty water??? no one, literally nobody else. just that one weird green witch. now THAT is how you build a fucking brand
In the Enchanted Forest Chronicles, wizards can be melted using soapy water mixed with a little bit of lemon juice.
#this method has been proven not to work without the lemon juice
why are the notes like that
they’re just really excited
I would not be surprised if the notes on all of Gaud’s posts were like that
I’m so sick of every transphobic person being called a terf. No this evangelical pastor is not a terf guys
I’ve now seen this reblogged by a few actual terfs and I’m extremely confused by that. Guys, I’m case it isn’t explicitly clear, being transphobic is bad
The point being made is not "transphobes are good", it's "there are transphobes that exist that aren't feminists"
how come in infinity war they didnt just kiss the infinity stones off thanos’s fingers like in robin hood
condescending online man day
i almost forgot, happy condescending online man day everyone
i’m sorry for any supernatural posts today i truly am but nov 5th 2020 was the most alive i have felt in a long time like i was deliriously mirthful
We need to let adults fight without catching an assault charge...like I'm talking about consensual fighting. Not jumping folks, hiding no weapons none of that. Just going at it in the parking lot
PvP areas
hey why the fuck is the map like that
