That one weird chick...

And so, our story begins...

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endofacandle:

classic rock mash-up.  if you like music, you need to listen.

(Source: hootingblues, via crowleysconsultinggodofmischief)

Filed under mashup music rock

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deductism:

skarosoul:

I don’t get why Engelbert Humperdinck didn’t win Eurovision simply for his name

I mean, seriously, his name, dare I say it, is even as good as Benedict Cumberbatch

that’s pretty damn good

imagine Englebert and Benedict being introduced by someone at a tea party

“this is Engelbert Humperdinck and Benedict Cumberbatch-“

“-WHY HOW DARE YOU OFFEND THOSE WONDERFUL MEN USING SUCH PROFANITIES AT MY TEA PARTY. OFF WITH YOUR HEAD”

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Me:
I'm so fat
Me:
I need to diet
Me:
I should start running
Me:
Omg I need to lose weight
Me:
Ugh I am so gross
Me:
I should eat healthier
-parents come home from supermarket-
Me:
Yolo

Filed under me

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me:
omg i have so much stuff to do
me:
i don't even have enough time for all this
me:
me:
*opens tumblr*

Filed under Yup.

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me:
omg i'm going to get all skinny and toned for summer and then i can wear crop tops and short shorts and i'll have that perfect gap between my thighs and it will be perfect
me:
is that cake

Filed under me life cake

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cumberqueen:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

dear-lady-disdain:

refyrolak:

Johnlock’s lovechild. So hard.

OHMYGOD. HE IS USING A JUMPER AS A SCARF. HE IS TALL AND LANKY AND BLOND. HE IS THEIR CHILD. THIS HEAD CANON HAS NOW BEEN DEEMED ACCEPTABLE IN EVERY WAY.

ALSO HE COMPOSES MUSIC
BUT THEN ALSO TRIES TO TRACK DOWN PUPPIES (right? Am I remembering right? It’s been years, but THIS IS WHAT I BELIEVE) 
JOHN LIKES PUPPIES

So, is Cruella Jim and Seb’s love child then? 

cumberqueen:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

dear-lady-disdain:

refyrolak:

Johnlock’s lovechild. So hard.

OHMYGOD. HE IS USING A JUMPER AS A SCARF. HE IS TALL AND LANKY AND BLOND. HE IS THEIR CHILD. THIS HEAD CANON HAS NOW BEEN DEEMED ACCEPTABLE IN EVERY WAY.

ALSO HE COMPOSES MUSIC

BUT THEN ALSO TRIES TO TRACK DOWN PUPPIES (right? Am I remembering right? It’s been years, but THIS IS WHAT I BELIEVE) 

JOHN LIKES PUPPIES

So, is Cruella Jim and Seb’s love child then? 

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